no we didn't light it

but we tried to fight it... :)

hahaha so i was making a delicious dinner when the burner on the stove started smoking a lot and eventuallly became orange flames. at first i was like, don't worry dad, i cooked over flames in rio all the time, and turned off the burner... but the flames continued. and then we were like how do we put out a stove top fire? so my dad sprays water on it. oh dad... that's the last thing you should do. so the flames grow higher. i suggest baking soda; my dad puts a lid over the fire to suffocate it.... i pick up the phone and begin dialing 911 as the flames increase, just to ask how to put out this little fire. cuz i would hate for the house to explode with the wrong move. some girls at miami had a major house fire that started with a burner. so as the phone starts ringing my dad decides to try the baking soda. within seconds the fire is out, i hang up the phone and move on. 911 calls me back wondering why i hung up. so now the police are on their way to see the stupid girl who called 911 because her burner caught fire. i am so lame.